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X is Maan !! You're 20 years old & she's 15 years old, HOW COULD YOU CALL IT RELATIONSHIP ? IT'S BABYSITTING !

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<--Rate | Submitted: 09-28-2011 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)

X is This is how my week goes mooooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....

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X is In kindergarden they call them cooties. in high school we call them STDs...

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X is I have a lot of friends practicing law without a degree. They all want to judge me.

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X is You'll never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. Rather keep biscuits in your pocket, feed the dogs & move ahead.

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X is Facebook is not the place to reveal your deepest darkest secrets. Your friends "like" you but they don't like you that much!

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X is Mirror: You look amazing. Camera: I don't think so... Friends: Hey you, someone looks beautiful! Self-esteem: You're ugly.

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X adjusting your boxers does not constitute playing with yourself.

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X is ever notice Michael Moore looks like Peter Griffin

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X says botox, hair dye, liposuction, firming body cream ...your only hope now is to find the fountain of intelligence

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X is when someone says "Sh*t just got real!" does it mean everything was fake all along ? o_0

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X is keep scrolling this one wont get you any likes..

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X dear Friday, I'm ready..

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<--Rate | Submitted: 09-29-2011 02:26 by gee Comments (0)

X says Its my birthday today and I am feeling so special even the supermarket doors are opening by themselves when they see me coming through.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 09-29-2011 03:01 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)

X says I sometimes go to my own little world, but that’s okay, they know me there.

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X is trust is the most important part in any relationship

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X is Trust is the most important part in relationship.'She' should trust him all the time...

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X Everytime you tell someone they got a piece of food on the side of their face, they always start wiping the opposite side of where its located....then you just wanna punch them for still not getting it.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 09-29-2011 04:28 by Danmanz Comments (0)

X You ever go to sleep late afternoon and wake up after dark....and you don't know what damn day it is?

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X says If your sex manual says, "sex only in beds" you obviously have the Beginner’s Edition!

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