- The surest sign that intelligent life exists somewhere else in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- There’s a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it isn’t a fence.
- The really long sarcastic ‘Hahahahahaha’ before the ‘No.’
- Hmm… these weren’t skinny jeans when I bought them.
- Your beauty is so rare, nobody can find it.
- “Kidnapping” is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as “Surprise Adoption”
- Saying,” OH YEAH I REMEMBER ” when you really don’t.
- Volleyball is just a more intense game of “Don’t let the balloon touch the floor” (115+Likes in 19 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- “Delete, Block, Ignore” Its too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy as it is on Facebook..
- I no longer jump to conclusions because it hurts my back.
- A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you.
- I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
- It isn’t the pace of life that concerns me. It’s the sudden stop at the end.
- Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
- I am actually quite pleasant until I’m awake.
- Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
- Like sands through the hourglass, Facebook wastes the days of our lives.
- I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
- The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Daily Funny Facebook Statuses
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